Why Men Don't Fancy Funny Women
Despite recent arguments to support this article, I was kind of hoping that this wasn’t the truth.
“Research to be published this week in a leading academic journal confirms what many female comics - and funny women - have long suspected: men are frightened by their brand of humour. While men might chuckle at the odd gag, when it comes to finding a long-term companion they do not want a partner who will fire a stream of witty repartee at them, according to the study carried out by academics at some of the world’s top universities.”
The common thread in every single “Why men don’t like [some quality in women]” article/”study” in the history of ever is male dominance. Humor = power. Men want to be the ones with the power. The end.
To reduce it further, I’m pretty convinced that any article/study on “Why men don’t like X women/women who X” can really just be simplified to “Why men don’t like women.”
Of course, the word “some” (or more likely “most”) should be added before the word “men,” on account of not ALL dudes being raging misogynists with pitiful ego problems — but otherwise that basically is what it comes down to, so long as your definition of “women,” like mine, includes “human beings, with personal attributes that include flaws, strengths, personalities, and inner lives that are as rich, diverse, and meaningful as men’s.” Men don’t like women who are funny or who make money or whatever it is this week? Probably because men don’t like thinking of women as full-fledged people.
More hilarious sugar mamas for the rest of us.
Sorry dudes. Forever funny. Forever single.
(via damnitdisney)
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Thankful to have a partner who is proud of how witty I am.
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THIS MUST BE MY PROBLEM (I’m not a woman but I play one on TV)
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reads this >thinks about what it means to own life >literally shrugs in apathy
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Sorry dudes. Forever funny. Forever single.
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well i guess i have nothing to worry about because only i find myself hilarious. more misogynists for me! honestly, i...
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that explains a lot about my love life…
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partofanunbalancedbreakfast reblogged this from d-hayoto and added:
Bullshit. My girlfriend is one of the funniest people I know, and I love it. So, suck on that, “research”.
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I hope this isn’t serious. I love funny women the funnier the better. I can understand how some guys don’t want to be...
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My Angry Inner Feminist says it’s because men would rather have women stare into space and giggle like airheads because...
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i’m not what this article considers a “man” but SERIOUSLY i couldn’t be with someone who wasn’t funny.
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welp, i’m single for life. hopefully men can at least deal with me long enough to bang me for a night. jesus.
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Oh my God, this explains so much. “Bovvered? ‘A joker must be a lesbian’” This also explains a lot.
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That’s preposterous, being funny is something I actually look for in mates.
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if this is true I’m fucking doomed
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